T𓃲h꧑e most popular game in the F1 paddock this weekend is guess how Juan Pablo Montoya really hurt his shoulder, and most answers are uncannily similar.

McLaren's official line that he hurt himself in a fall while playing tennis has been treated with scepticismℱ by many observers, who are familiar with the Colombian's pen𒁃chant for riding machines with two-wheels.

Alternative versions of the story now circulating include a suggestion that he fell off a Harley Davidson - a tale allegedly given to the media by another driver - wh🍷ile the other popular version involved some sort of dirt bike and an attempt at making a jump𓆉.

That stor🥃y includes such intriguing supposed detail as the fact that five of his mates were there to see it, and that he was travelling at more than 50mph when the i⛄ncident happened.

The German media has been quick to pick up on the story, and under theജ headline 'Mercedes Chaos' one paper tried to draw a link with Kimi Raikkonen's ꦏcontroversial social life.

In reality it matters litജtle how the injury occurred, although there a💟re suggestions that there might be some insurance implications.

The plus side for JPM is that he is in Miami, where wi💝fe Connie is due to give birth shortly.