Donuts, Shoeys, booze - Ricciardo 'comedy show' leaves us 'LOL'

Daniel Ricciardo is known for h🐭is rapid quips and funnꦕy statements but the Australian exceeded himself with an (unintentional) comedy performnace during the British Grand Prix pre-event press conference.
It at least provided some light relief🐻 from the awkwardness of Lewis Hamilton's grilling over his London Live no show.
Here are the highlights from the venerable💜 Honey Badger...
Daniel Ricciardo goads the Metropolitan Police...
Q:
If they organised an event such as last night's again in London, would you all go?Daniel Ricciardo:
Yeah.Pascal Wehrlein
Yeah I would and I would do more donuts, as Daniel did.DR:
That was controlled sliding.
Q: Is that what you told the council?DR: It's alright... arrest me.
Rivals breathe a sigh of relief as the Shoey is retired...
DR:
Most of the last ones have actually come from the others wanting - not the drivers - but the interviewees if you call them (he means interviewers) - they've been wanting to do it. I honestly didn't plan on doing it in even Baku - I was 'ah, I won't do it.' But DC took my shoes off and then Austria, Martin was like frothing for it. So I feel that there are some r🌃eally sick bastards around here. I never thought it would continue like this. Even yesterday, people were shouting it. I'm just walking along, minding my business and they're like shouting 'do a shoey.' I don't actually just take my shoe off while I'm walking in the street and drink out of it. I feel like I've dug a hole for myself with this one. On that note, I feel like it's been fun. I want to say it's run its course. We'll see what happens but I heard that the Finns drink, I really heard that. But Valtteri did not carry his flag well last Sunday. I mean shame on him! He needed vodka in it, so Valtteri Bottas - disappointed. And that's it. No more shoeys.
Q:
Lewis, you've avoided it so far...
Lewis Hamiltojn:
Absolutely. I🎉 still stand firm on... I told you... the juice from the foot is not something that I wish to drink, especially someone el൲se's!
DR:
🐬It's risky with back-to-backs. It is! We put - all the podium guys could end up in h🐼ospital for a week. Yeah.
Offer free booze and Daniel Ricciardo will turn up to your party...
Q:
The day before the hearing, the FIA hearing into Sebastian Vettel and his accident with Lewis🥂, the boss of Mercedes, Toto Wolff, went to a birthday party to celebrate the thirtieth of Sebastian Vettel. I was wondering, from all dr🌼ivers, would you be surprised most relevantly for Lewis, but would you be surprised and see it as maybe an act of loyalty or otherwise for your boss to go to a birthday of a rival with whom you've just had an accident before the hearing?
DR:
Free alcohol. Do🐭esn't matter how much money you make, you don't turn tཧhat down.
Q:
Unless it's out of your shoe.
DR:
Yeah, actually, good point.
LH:
All I can do is 🔯laugh at that one. I don't really have an answer for that one to be honest. That's the dum✃best question I've had so far.
PW:
I think Seb is a reall꧅y nice guy so I would also go to his birthday.
DR:
Why weren't you invited?
PW:
I doꦐn't know! Maybe he doesn't think that I'm nice.
Q:
Daniil, were you washing your ha💖iওr that evening or did you go as well?
DK:
I was hoping you🉐'd forgotten about me already. 🅘I don't have an answer for you. I cannot even imagine.
DR:
There was an invite for t🐠he torpedo. I saw it. Not so cool.
Who w💞ants to see the Dani🔜el Ricciardo stand up routine?